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So they tried

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Just Forget it!

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Do marathon racing shoes like Nike Vaporfly and Alphafly provide an unfair advantage to runners over competitors who do not wear them?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

What measures can companies take to overcome the global talent shortage in IT outsourcing?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do you love fat pussy?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

No way

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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